the worries caused by insufficient whole grains.

I just saw a cereal commercial that advertised a cereal that will "help you avoid the distraction of mid-morning hunger"

...seriously?  If I ever worry about the distraction of mid-morning hunger, smack me.  That's insane.  Can you imagine?  "Oh my, I really just don't want to be distracted by the mid-morning hunger I get from the insufficient amount of whole grains in my cereal..."

Ew.  I hate everything about that.