I just saw a cereal commercial that advertised a cereal that will "help you avoid the distraction of mid-morning hunger"
...seriously? If I ever worry about the distraction of mid-morning hunger, smack me. That's insane. Can you imagine? "Oh my, I really just don't want to be distracted by the mid-morning hunger I get from the insufficient amount of whole grains in my cereal..."
Ew. I hate everything about that.