funday sunday

I think on Sundays this BEDA, I might take old things I've written and put them on here.  Enjoy.


That sailor last night was awfully crazy I wish we kept him
I pillaged my ass off and even got some deep sleep in
Drink my rum and burn my beard
Because that's what makes me feared
Pistol out at three, I'm loaded by 10
Go get some grub, then do it again, man I love Somalia

I wanna live on my ship for the rest of my life
Find some gold and take what i like
No need for calendars or schedules
Because i live on the sea and times on strike
So fill up my chest
Lets get rich fast (lets get rich FAST!)
I'm next to be captain,
Who want what? (What?!)
I am champion, at shoot-outs,
8 dead men, another notch in my holster
Don't even run, not in my range
Hit the deck or I'll make you hit her
Drunk or not,
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
I saw captain this morning all i could say was, arrgh

That sailor last night was awfully crazy I wish we kept him
I pillaged my ass off and even got some shooting practice in
Drink my rum and burn my beard
Because that's what makes me feared
Pistol out at three, I'm loaded by 10
Go get some grub, then do it again
Man I love Somalia (arghhhh)
And I love drinking
And I love women
Man I love Somalia

I cant tell you what I learned from pre-Somalian times,
But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, arrgh
Yeah of course I learned some rules
Like when Polly wants a cracker that's what Polly gets
And if you fall in the sea don't come back till you're not wet
And don't walk the plank if to an island you know you'll never get
When it comes to swords, on you keep two (trust me)
And tomorrow night, keep the dynamite close
Hold the weapons steady and of alcohol take an extra dose
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Like i always say:
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Working today and all I can say is

That sailor last night was awfully crazy I wish we kept him
I pillaged my ass off and even got some deep sleep in
Drink my rum and burn my beard
Because that's what makes me feared
Pistol out at three, I'm loaded by 10
Go get some grub, then do it again,
Man I love Somalia
And I love drinking
And I love women
I love Somalia

Now, if everybody would please put their pistol
As high as they can, as high as they can
And repeat after me:

Plank plank plank plank plank plank plank
Jump ship jump ship jump ship jump ship
Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker!
chug rum chug rum chug rum chug rum

That sailor last night
(Man I love Somalia, love it, I love it!)
That sailor last night

Alright everybody, I gotta head back to shore for a little bit

That sailor last night was awfully crazy I wish we kept him (we'll get him next time)
I pillaged my ass off and even got some deep sleep in
Drink my rum and burn my beard (you all smell smoke)
Because that's what makes me feared (you're all scared)
Pistol out at three, I'm loaded by 10
Go get some grub, then do it again, man I love Somalia

I love Somalia, do I really have to be executed or can I just stay out here for the rest of eternity?