Wednesday, January 4, 2012

I am Jon Stewart

Any teachers of mine who are not English teachers probably think I'm in 9th grade English still.  I do it a little bit on purpose though because if the only requirement is "must be 2 pages" then why shouldn't I include the sentence "In the early morning of July 4th, 1954, Sam Sheppard Sr. murdered pregnant Marilyn for what seems to be no good reason at all." 
it adds space.  Makes me feel like a news anchor.  Whatevs.

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things I like

  • clocky alarm clocks!!! *mom, christmas?!
  • L4D2
  • squirrels
  • gilmore girls, I watch it. All. The. Time.
  • thanksgiving
  • tv
  • acoustic music
  • singing loud
  • my best friend, Laura